Welcome back!

It's hard to believe that I'm back in my apartment here in Philly. Perhaps it's even harder to believe that I actually went to work today. And maybe it's even harder yet for you to believe that you exist.

So the question that everyone is asking is as follows: what will this guy write about now that he's back? Well, let's see, should I tell you what I eat for lunch every day, or how many paces it takes to walk from my apartment to work, or the definition of shart? Ladies and gentlemen, the official party line is at this point -- on the initial question that is -- I don't know.

But I will give you this tidbit of information, which I have no doubt will excite you to no end: I have several (and by "several" I mean many) photos of my time in Egypt and Germany; a select few of these photos will be uploaded to this fine website in order to spice up the monotony of my endless blabbering (which for some reason you continue to read => LMA-OH!).

Anyway, to all those whom I saw today, thanks so much for so warmly welcoming me back. It really does feel good to be back. It's like they (?) say: there's no place like home!